How entirely taxing that process was. Though I suppose it was a welcome vacation. Now that I know death, there is nothing to fear, nothing to hold me back.

... Hm. I need a piano, and a harness.

...I had sex with Brunhilde.

P.S. I'm not dead. I think I like living.

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........................SKFHSEKFHSJFHSEKFJSHEFKJSHEFKJSEHFKJESHFKJSEHFKSEJHFSKEFHESJKHFJ

I never thought... it'd be Brunhilde.

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Virginity: sacred Y/N?

No, I'm not dead. I hit a balcony and broke my leg.

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...well.

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It seems I jinxed myself.

Has anyone else been getting emails like this since joining the network?

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i miss period

bad sign, no?

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huhuhuhu

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Fucking hell.

How did I manage to zap the professor's hamster? I feel bad for running off but I didn't want to get caught...

...smut film. skfhskfhskfhse

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Doesn't anyone else wonder who took these pics of us?


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THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL.

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THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL.

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Sometimes I hate my job.

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People need to pay attention to where they're going when they're holding drinks.